Kicking faces in the name of friendship.
HIGH The fighting engine is remarkably solid…
LOW …but doesn’t do enough to set itself apart from the competition.
WTF ‘Seems like my hot super-spicy mapo pot has surpassed you.’
HIGH Rainbow Mika is amazing. No doubt about it.
LOW Several months on, and online matches are still taking too long to hook up.
WTF So many online Ryus. So. Many.
HIGH Figuring out how to lay down massive damage against Trillion.
LOW Repeating it for the entirety of the game with little variation.
WTF Itchy. Tasty.
HIGH Creating an impenetrable wall of death…
LOW …then having almost no further input for the rest of the game.
WTF 26 and unmarried? Yep, her life's basically over by that point. Time to dig a grave and hop right in.
HIGH Watching my created character going rampant with Saika's rifle.
LOW Plodding through the protracted endgame of a custom campaign.
WTF That random, spontaneous marriage.
HIGH Blasting enemies in the back with a shotgun to initiate encounters.
LOW Missable, unposted sidequests. Nggggh.
WTF Is BLADE the least interesting card game ever devised? Quite possibly.
HIGH Dashing across the map to chop up alien scumbags with the Ranger's Reaper ability.
LOW The current PC build is a technical horror show.
WTF My entire squad missing every shot during a perfectly-planned ambush.
HIGH Sledgehammers, zombies, lasers and super moves, all in one combo.
LOW The story modes are nonsensical—and from a game featuring visual novel characters?
WTF 'In this world full of quasi-hexagonal pedestals…'