Götterdämmerung like it’s 2007
HIGH Vanillaware’s best game looks and plays better than ever
LOW The changes don’t quite mask some of the repetition
WTF Experiencing Vanillaware’s glorious food/cooking obsession in glorious HD
HIGH A perfect port of one of the PS3’s best games
LOW Not much to entice people who already own the PS3 or PC versions
WTF Love can bloom on the battlefield, but can war be adorable? Spoiler: Yes, it can.
HIGH Top-notch worldbuilding and a stellar voice cast…
LOW …wrapped around a lukewarm stealth game
WTF Using Hotline Miami to ruin an innocent man's life
HIGH Surprisingly enough for a Warriors game, the story…
LOW …that ends halfway through.
WTF A naïve young prince with a kill count in the tens of thousands?!
HIGH EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
LOW Aiming weapons in midair with the Pale Wing
WTF The Pale Wing's movement on the ground
HIGH Every word coming out of Bunnylord's mouth.
LOW Sliding when I meant to take cover.
WTF "I'm going to get the one with chocolate sprinkles and bits of man in it."
HIGH Setting up a perfect chain of Harmonics attacks
LOW The wet dishrag of a main character
WTF Making "old lady" jokes at the expense of a… 28-year-old?!
HIGH Assembling the right power builds for my team and demons.
LOW Not knowing whether I gained any favor from dialog scenes.
WTF Hard to believe all these flip-phones seemed like the future less than five years ago…