This is getting ridiculous
HIGH This Easy Mode stacks!
LOW The combat is the worst it’s been since the original Hyperdimension Neptunia
WTF Why does Noire have a boyfriend?
HIGH The humor and likable characters
LOW I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make grinding easier
WTF I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make it easier
HIGH I have never seen the difficulty of doing basic things while depressed dramatized so well.
LOW The ten-minute play time doesn't leave room for much else.
WTF Wait—there was a story? Like, a real story?
HIGH Letting Blanc unleash hell with her huge hammer in goddess form.
LOW My copy crashing every 20-40 minutes.
WTF "Adults could get arrested just for looking at us."
HIGH The cute androids. The catchy music. The frenzied, strategic battles.
LOW Wow, this game got harder since the preview version.
WTF No, really—why is it so difficult?
HIGH Experiencing video game history for the first time. Again.
LOW …including the stuff I've always hated.
WTF Why aren't I out of this cave yet?
HIGH This game sure is pretty.
LOW There are a lot of tsundere characters.
WTF I don't think boobs work that way.
High: The complexity of the moral choices is interesting.
Low: Gameplay is simple. And not in a good way.
WTF: A red-haired, black-wearing antiheroine who sounds like Michelle Ruff? Where have we seen that before?
HIGH: The understated (but still neat) physics and non-stressful, challenging gameplay. The characters. Also, the music.
LOW: Wait-didn't I get those achievements?
WTF: Mazes are those things on neurological tests I always did really badly on. Why are they my favorite part of this game?
HIGH Pulling off Heart’s most powerful move.
LOW The Bad Ending in story mode. Which I got over and over and over again.
WTF Is that Dr. Robotnik?