Reviews

Dead Rising (PS4) Review

Fresh Paint On Rust

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HIGH Wading into a horde of zombies with a chainsaw and watching the limbs fly in all directions.

LOW Watching an injured survivor spend five minutes trying to climb up a ledge.

WTF No, Dead Rising, I don’t find zombies wearing lingerie ‘EROTIC’.


Dishonored 2 Review

Revenge: The Cause Of (And Solution To) All Life’s Problems

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GOOD The. Clockwork. Mansion.

BAD How long do I have to wait for the DLC?

WTF Wait, I can skip a level by figuring out a logic problem? Okay, let’s get a pen and paper!


Lost Castle Review

Only Pairs Need Apply

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HIGH Teaching that boss a thing or two about projectile weapons.

LOW Trying to fight literally any boss without a ranged weapon.

WTF Why is my alternate attack throwing a piece of bai- SHARK!