Tag: Dead Rising
Where Are My Bookends?
HIGH Chainsaw + Kayak Paddle = the most fun you’ll ever have navigating a horde of zombies.
LOW That last boss fight somehow manages to be a worse version of Dead Rising‘s worst boss fight.
WTF Chuck, you’ve been framed for mass murder, so stop telling people who you are. And lose the jacket.
Back to the Lost
HIGH Spending another 20 hours in the finest zombie-killing simulator ever.
LOW Even at low detail settings on a good PC, the framerate chugs during heavy action.
WTF The SmartGlass features were removed and replaced with… nothing!
Par for the corpse
HIGH Killing 70 zombies in one strike with a propane tank strapped to a traffic light
LOW Forced environmental barriers that arbitrarily preserve story and difficulty integrity.
WTF Where's the jetpack
It's the End of the World as We Know It
HIGH Wading into a sea of zombies and slaughtering them all with one of the game's ridiculous combo weapons.
LOW Traveling all the way across the map to complete a quest, then being told I need to travel back again to get back to the quest-giver.
WTF Who makes zombie porn during the apocalypse?
The Politically-Topical Dead
HIGH Finding out why there were only six Deadly Psychopaths.
LOW The wonky driving physics that makes cars flip at the drop of a hat.
WTF I had so much fun running over zombies with a motorcycle/steamroller hybrid that it took me ten hours to notice that it also had twin flamethrowers.
Duct Tape and a Camera
HIGH Frank West. What else needs to be said?
LOW A few of the Achievements are too tedious to bother with.
WTF It's a locked facility and I've killed thousands… When does the place empty out?