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The Bridge Review

Sketching out a solution

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HIGH Using the gravity of a timed black whole to speed me towards a key.

LOW Crawling to the internet for help with that last puzzle.

WTF Wait, how many times do I have to get to the door?

Ether One Review

Myst Connections

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HIGH Abstract without being pretentious

LOW Relies on text documents to fill in the story too often

WTF Gamebreaking bugs didn't get patched until a month after it hit PS Plus.

FIFA 16 Review

The competition is heating up

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HIGH A solid card-based mode that doesn't feel out of place.

LOW EA may have gone to the rehash well one too many times.


RIDE Review

Ticket to RIDE

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HIGH Nailing a succession of corners at high speed without sliding off the bike like a total klutz.

LOW Encountering several nasty glitches within the first hour of turning it on.

WTF A game centered around going extremely fast has such glacial loading times?

Chariot Review

Funereal Platforming

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HIGH Finally nailing that mid-air vault off a flying cart to collect a secret skull.

LOW Slamming into the same wall over and over again in the terrible speed section.

WTF I may have a new favorite video game skeleton.

Laserlife Review

Dead Beat

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HIGH Traveling through the sea in the second level.

LOW Any time I had to play through the first phase of a level.

WTF So we're physically manifesting giant teddy bears from dead people? This is one strange operation.

Runbow Review

Bring Eight Friends

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HIGH Being in a room with eight friends, taking the lead in a race, stopping before reaching the trophy to taunt and still managing to win.

LOW The online community is pretty small.

WTF Picking up the power-up that switches places with another player while in the lead and ending up dying instead.

NBA Live 16 Review

As good as a colonoscopy

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HIGH It's light years ahead of NBA Live 15, in every way possible…

LOW … so is a colonoscopy.

WTF Based on the audio, it's not uncommon for everyone to leave the arena mid-game, including the announcers.

Leo’s Fortune Review

Great balls of fire…and lava…and spikes…

Leo's Fortune

HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?

LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.

WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."